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X-men 3

Wed May 31, 2006, 3:21 PM
Now I'm not going to be nearly as harsh as all the other critics are being...the movie is lighter then Angels hollow bones...or his obsenely light part...either way it was a generally enjoyable film surpassing the last 2 films...well it would if not for several little FUCKEN ANNOYING THINGS O_o

----Spoliers ahead...YOU'LL READ THEM ANYWAY WONT YOU!!?!?!----

1. There is a scene where magneto leads roughly a hundred or so quite angry and edgy mutants across the san fransico bridge which just so happens to be just long enough to reach alcatraz which is apparently where they have decided to keep a "secret" lab to make the cure...besides the obsene idea of brodcasting the location of your so called "secret" lab on fox tv there is also the fact that they placed it in alcatraz...anyway besides that Magneto sends about ahundred of these sorry sacks of mutant dna head long against 4 dozen troops, who promptly fire off "cure" guns to depower them....Yes they charge forward, not with their powers glowing (although one does stick to the bottom of a tower) but just charging like any other protest riot....WTF!!! Hell I yeah yelled that out in the theater. I mean is this how it went before they attacked:

>This is a dramatisation<

Magneto: HMmm lets see here *reading a list of powers and their respective weilders* We'll send you 12 fly boys over the fortress and distract the gaurds while you tele-kinetics, and other energy throwers blow some serious shit up. Then you Rock-wall you lift the earth up and crush it around the soldiers! A HA!!! Then the invisible and super speed mutants you shall break into the facility capture baldy slit his throat and we all go home happy!

Mutants: YAY!

Idiot Mutant...lets call him Joe: Hey, erm mr.Magneto?

Magneto: Hmmm?

Joe: I got a better idea.

Magneto: Oh yes what is that?

Joe:How bout instead of using our powers...at all, we just run head long into the guns and yieee don't know...see what happens?

Magneta: So your suggesting, that despite the fact that we all have half decent super powers and we're strongly against letting them go....we should just rush the troops who we are quite aware are armed to the teeth?

Joe: Yep.

Magneto: GENIUS!!!! This is the best idea I've heard since I left that whore mystique alive in a government truck where she could be captured, questioned then have her give away all my secrets!

Mutants: YAAAAAAAAY!!! We like having powers, but for the hell of it lets not use them!

2. I can forgive magneto just a bit based on the fact that at first he had no clue whatsoever that the troops were armed to the teeth with cure guns, but ya know after they started firign cure everywhere maybe he should have let the chick with the clap trick do her stuff....you see he has this one mutant girl who can apparently created shockwaves which destroy the cure guns. But doesn't have her use it until his first wave of like 200 guys are depowered or dead.

3. Erm...why don't they just kill magneto...he's murdered what 700 people by now?


Anway thats my rant. I got homework to do so see ya.

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You wouldn't happen to be a fan of the band Captain Tractor, would ya?
You know, I just had a wild thought...

You know how Captain Tractor has the power to make weapons or technotools out of anything? Would that make him a technomancer?

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Technomancer?

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You know how certain mages specialize in certain fields.

Geomancer = Nature magician
Necromancer = Death magician
Infermancer = Devil magician
Technomancer = Super Techno Mage

You know?

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I'm not too in RP or fantasy but I understand what you mean. But nah Dan's technqiually beyond that since he can use virtually anything (towards the end I'll really let my previous restraints on his powers go...(IE he can control everything (with a touch a cow turns into a 200 foot tall atomic robatatron, or stuff like he runs down a hall way etching in his symbol all the way along and the walls of the hall converge into anything he wants or the biggest one veeeery long charge that allows him to move the entire planet or alter its entire structure.)

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Care 4 a chat? I was busy yesterday...programming homework...but maybe we can chat about 4:00 or 4:30 today at my time?

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Then how about the area of 3-4:00 p.m. your time?

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actually just go with the time i sent in the note

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alright

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