Now I'm not going to be nearly as harsh as all the other critics are being...the movie is lighter then Angels hollow bones...or his obsenely light part...either way it was a generally enjoyable film surpassing the last 2 films...well it would if not for several little FUCKEN ANNOYING THINGS O_o

----Spoliers ahead...YOU'LL READ THEM ANYWAY WONT YOU!!?!?!----

1. There is a scene where magneto leads roughly a hundred or so quite angry and edgy mutants across the san fransico bridge which just so happens to be just long enough to reach alcatraz which is apparently where they have decided to keep a "secret" lab to make the cure...besides the obsene idea of brodcasting the location of your so called "secret" lab on fox tv there is also the fact that they placed it in alcatraz...anyway besides that Magneto sends about ahundred of these sorry sacks of mutant dna head long against 4 dozen troops, who promptly fire off "cure" guns to depower them....Yes they charge forward, not with their powers glowing (although one does stick to the bottom of a tower) but just charging like any other protest riot....WTF!!! Hell I yeah yelled that out in the theater. I mean is this how it went before they attacked:

>This is a dramatisation<

Magneto: HMmm lets see here *reading a list of powers and their respective weilders* We'll send you 12 fly boys over the fortress and distract the gaurds while you tele-kinetics, and other energy throwers blow some serious shit up. Then you Rock-wall you lift the earth up and crush it around the soldiers! A HA!!! Then the invisible and super speed mutants you shall break into the facility capture baldy slit his throat and we all go home happy!

Mutants: YAY!

Idiot Mutant...lets call him Joe: Hey, erm mr.Magneto?

Magneto: Hmmm?

Joe: I got a better idea.

Magneto: Oh yes what is that?

Joe:How bout instead of using our powers...at all, we just run head long into the guns and yieee don't know...see what happens?

Magneta: So your suggesting, that despite the fact that we all have half decent super powers and we're strongly against letting them go....we should just rush the troops who we are quite aware are armed to the teeth?

Joe: Yep.

Magneto: GENIUS!!!! This is the best idea I've heard since I left that whore mystique alive in a government truck where she could be captured, questioned then have her give away all my secrets!

Mutants: YAAAAAAAAY!!! We like having powers, but for the hell of it lets not use them!

2. I can forgive magneto just a bit based on the fact that at first he had no clue whatsoever that the troops were armed to the teeth with cure guns, but ya know after they started firign cure everywhere maybe he should have let the chick with the clap trick do her stuff....you see he has this one mutant girl who can apparently created shockwaves which destroy the cure guns. But doesn't have her use it until his first wave of like 200 guys are depowered or dead.

3. Erm...why don't they just kill magneto...he's murdered what 700 people by now?


Anway thats my rant. I got homework to do so see ya.

I'am currently writing out about 8 stories/scripts veeeeeeeery slooooooowly I'am however putting a bit more time towards THE MASTERS Motion picture . Which is basically a story suitable for cinema in that it has camera angles, panels and time kept in mind. Which basically means a lot of techniqueally unnessesary scenes being cut (Dan on the train is an excellent example from a precious story) and will probably have deleted scenes, there is also a bit of music well I'm thinking of adding music depends what you guys think

What really matters right now is people telling me if they want their characters to be in it, yes I'am a master of the huge cast story line but quite frankly if I'm going to be spending hours on this puppy I want some people to actually give me a response to this cry.

Basically I'm sending out a message to all Masters repsond to this journal and
I'll add you in, I trust :Iconautist: :Iconkingmonster: iconwhiteangelariah: will all be sure things but :iconquirkemoneky: and I'm not quite sure about as they've pretty much ghosted the last little while I really don't know if she'll even read this but either way I need your responses and I need em now cause I'm finalizing the storyline in my head right now!

Yeah I got prom tonight wooooooooooo... yeah never really told you guys about this earlier did I? Well its going to be at a banquet hall and such so it should be cool, and i've got the tux and what not. I'll actually be going to school today as well, which makes me 1 of 4 people out of 125 actually going to show up (I do have grade 11 math anyway *shrugs*) Alison of course will be spending the majoirity of the day preening and whatever the hell people call spending 6 hours before prom to look her best. As long as she doesn't smell like salami I'm okay but...well I guess it's a girl thing. Anyway besides going to prom today Im also ingiting my full blown ad campaigne for a good from of mine Iyaz Naidu...who is running for Prime Minister. I'm in charge of his posters which I for got to do so rushing over night I did them up and about 50 copies are now to be distruibuted through out the school anyway I gotta get going now and what not so see you around.

What follows is a real hardcore rant...there is swearing there is ungentlemen like language...if you are either a hard core liberal or a hard core Conserivitive dont read it, I don't pick favourites

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Hey, how about those constant comparisons of various world leaders to Hitler? Isn't that awesome? Don't you love cheapening a pivotal conflict in history by constantly referring to it and conjuring similarities to other conflicts out of thin air?

Maybe this is just an American thing. Tell me if it is. But it seems every war they go into is seen as either a rerun of World War II or Vietnam. Well, let me tell you something. There were thousands of years of history before the later half of the twentieth century. Those two wars are not the archetypes of all conflicts across the globe.

And I gotta say I'm getting tired of hearing people being compared to Hitler. I remember, when I was a little kid, I was scared to even say that name....probably because of what he did to my family but never mind that... Now, it seems like every twelve year old (or adult with equivalent mental maturity) is mouthing off about how some jackass politician or another is JUST LIKE HITLER. Sometimes, the premise is as thin as:

A. This person's policy negatively affects a segment of the population.

B. Hitler's policy negatively affected the Jews.

C. RATIONAL ARGUMENT?! FUCK THAT! THEY'RE JUST LIKE HITLER!

And if this is the standard, and another standard for leaders is that they can't be like Hitler at all, let me tell you something: We are never again going to have a leader. Every leader has a policy that negatively affects someone while benefiting others. That's just what happens when you're at that level of leadership. You make tough decisions that have an impact on a large portion of the population, and it's not always a good impact.

For future reference, I will tell you when it's okay to compare a world leader to Hitler. It'll be pretty obvious. There will be death camps. They'll be reducing entire countries to smoking ash and ruin. They won't be very shy about telling you how they're going to kill you and ravage your homeland. Hitler was that kind of guy. It was just his style.

Now that I've argued that shit here something else for you punks to think about, this spreading of democracy, this going into countries and bringing them the light of equality and shit is just this centuries varient of colonization...yeah. Lets look at the facts
A: FORCEFUL INVAISONS OF COUNTRIES O.o...

B: Ousting of previous rulers

C: Implantation of a government that suits our means and gives off positive

results. Yeah its watered down like Grandma julias kool-aide but nontheless you can not ingnore the obvious parrels. That being said who says its a bad thign really...most of the countires that need "liberating" are fucken nuts no matter which way you slice it and not just by western societal terms but by basic principles of humanity. I mean maybe this is what we should be doing hell if wars are going to happen (oh and they will) atleast their against countries that lack the common sense to do dick all....or maybe that statements completely wrong and fucked in the head...

Jaffe is out!!!

What I'am about to say is absolutly true...its quite frightening but true my family just 5 minutes ago...burst into random song and Dance....


I.....

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O_O ....yeah

it started with the song Paradise by the Dashboard light (lyrics see below) my mom started singing it (we were at the dinner table eating buffalo wings, chips, and salad from Don Cherry's no less) suddenly my sister pushed off from the table hopped to her feet and engaged in some sort of 70's/80's esque dance routine, my mom and dad started dueting next thing I was off the table dancing with a fork singing such lyrics as H: Let me sleep on it, baby, baby let me sleep on it and Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife. Anyway 30 seconds into the song we were all dancing around the table my sister was on the counter with a spoon doing an air microphone solo while my father jammed with the crutches he's been in for the last 2 days (other story there) and i was using a bbq lighter as a torch swaying it back and forth...eventually this broke out into a full out dance off in the living room with the radio on full blast.....the cats got scared. Next thing I know Roger the ferret is in here up on the table eating buffalo wings and swaying around we're singing at the top of our lungs and the cops are calling (not really) what really made this bad was the fact that the song is insanely long (its a rock opera)

What really makes this scary is this isn't the first time whenever a rock opera goes on we go into family dance mode.. Ireally don't know what to think...maybe we should go on tour

Well heres the song in case your interested:


I. Paradise
H: Well, I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday
Parking by the lake and there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl looking any better than you did
And all the kids at school they we're wishing they were me that night


And our bodies were oh! so close and tight
It never felt so good it never felt so right


And we were glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon, hold on tight
C'mon, hold on tight


B: Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light


S: Ain't no doubt about it, we were doubly blessed,
'cause we were barely seventeen and we were barely dressed


B: Ain't no doubt about it, Baby, got to go and shout it,
Ain't no doubt about it, we were doubly blessed,
'cause we were barely seventeen and we were barely dressed


H: Baby don't you hear my heart, you got drowning out the radio
I've been waiting so long for you to come along and have some fun.


And I gotta let you know, no you're never gonna regret it.
So open up your eyes I got a big surprise,
it will feel alright I'm gonna make your motor run




B: And our bodies were oh! so close and tight
It never felt so good it never felt so right


And we were glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon, hold on tight
C'mon, hold on tight


B: Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light


B: Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night (deep dark night)
paradise by the dashboard light


You got to do what you can, and let mother nature do the rest
Ain't no doubt about it, we were doubly blessed,
'cause we were barely seventeen and we were barely


We're gonna go all the way tonight,
we're gonna go all the way and tonight's the night
We're gonna go all the way tonight,
we're gonna go all the way and tonight's the night
We're gonna go all the way tonight,
we're gonna go all the way and tonight's the night
We're gonna go all the way tonight,
we're gonna go all the way and tonight's the night


R: Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here, two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up, and there it is, a line shot up the middle, look at him go. This boy can really fly! He's rounding first and really turning it on now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center, and here comes the throw, and what a throw! He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out! No, wait, safe - safe at second base, this kid really makes things happen out there. Batter steps up to the plate here's the pitch - he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt - safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base! He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher glances over, winds up, and it bunted, bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze is on! Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close, here's the throw, here's the play at the plate, holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!

II. Let Me Sleep On It
S: Stop right there,
I gotta know right now
before you go any further do you love me
will you love me forever, do you need me
will you never leave me
will you make me so happy for the rest of my life
will you take me away and will you make me your wife
Do you love me
will you love me forever, do you need me
will you never leave me
will you make me so happy for the rest of my life
will you take me away and will you make me your wife
I gotta know right now,
before you go any further do you love me
will you love me forever


H: Let me sleep on it, baby, baby let me sleep on it
let me sleep on it, I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it, baby, baby let me sleep on it
let me sleep on it, I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it, baby, baby let me sleep on it
let me sleep on it, I'll give you an answer in the morning


S: I gotta know right now
do you love me
will you love me forever, do you need me
will you never leave me
will you make me so happy for the rest of my life
will you take me away and will you make me your wife
I gotta know right now,
before you go any further do you love me
will you love me forever


What's it gonna be, Boy? C'mon, I can wait all night
What's it gonna be, boy, yes or no? What's it gonna be boy?
Yes --- or --- no!


H: Let me sleep on it, baby, baby let me sleep on it
let me sleep on it, I'll give you an answer in the morning
S: I gotta know right now
H: Let me sleep on it, baby, baby let me sleep on it
S: before you go any further do you love me
will you love me forever, do you need me
will you never leave me
H: let me sleep on it,
S: will you make me so happy for the rest of my life
H: I'll give you an answer in the morning
S: will you take me away and will you make me your wife
H: I'll tell you in the morning!
S: I gotta know right now,
before you go any further do you love me
will you love me forever


H: Let me sleep on it
S: Will you love me forever
H: Let me sleep on it
S: Will you love me forever


III. Praying for the End of Time
H: I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed when the feeling came upon me like a tidal wave
So I swore to God and on my mother's grave
that I would love you till the end of time
I swore I would love you till the end of time


So now I'm praying for the end of time
to hurry up and arrive.
Cause if I've got to spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive.
I'd never break my promise or forget my vow.
but God only knows what I could do right now.
I'm praying for the end of time,
that's all that I can do,
praying for the end of time,
so I can end my time with you.


It was long ago and it was far away,
and it was so much better than it is today
[...]
S: It never felt so good it never felt so right
And we were glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife