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X-men 3

Wed May 31, 2006, 2:21 PM
Now I'm not going to be nearly as harsh as all the other critics are being...the movie is lighter then Angels hollow bones...or his obsenely light part...either way it was a generally enjoyable film surpassing the last 2 films...well it would if not for several little FUCKEN ANNOYING THINGS O_o

----Spoliers ahead...YOU'LL READ THEM ANYWAY WONT YOU!!?!?!----

1. There is a scene where magneto leads roughly a hundred or so quite angry and edgy mutants across the san fransico bridge which just so happens to be just long enough to reach alcatraz which is apparently where they have decided to keep a "secret" lab to make the cure...besides the obsene idea of brodcasting the location of your so called "secret" lab on fox tv there is also the fact that they placed it in alcatraz...anyway besides that Magneto sends about ahundred of these sorry sacks of mutant dna head long against 4 dozen troops, who promptly fire off "cure" guns to depower them....Yes they charge forward, not with their powers glowing (although one does stick to the bottom of a tower) but just charging like any other protest riot....WTF!!! Hell I yeah yelled that out in the theater. I mean is this how it went before they attacked:

>This is a dramatisation<

Magneto: HMmm lets see here *reading a list of powers and their respective weilders* We'll send you 12 fly boys over the fortress and distract the gaurds while you tele-kinetics, and other energy throwers blow some serious shit up. Then you Rock-wall you lift the earth up and crush it around the soldiers! A HA!!! Then the invisible and super speed mutants you shall break into the facility capture baldy slit his throat and we all go home happy!

Mutants: YAY!

Idiot Mutant...lets call him Joe: Hey, erm mr.Magneto?

Magneto: Hmmm?

Joe: I got a better idea.

Magneto: Oh yes what is that?

Joe:How bout instead of using our powers...at all, we just run head long into the guns and yieee don't know...see what happens?

Magneta: So your suggesting, that despite the fact that we all have half decent super powers and we're strongly against letting them go....we should just rush the troops who we are quite aware are armed to the teeth?

Joe: Yep.

Magneto: GENIUS!!!! This is the best idea I've heard since I left that whore mystique alive in a government truck where she could be captured, questioned then have her give away all my secrets!

Mutants: YAAAAAAAAY!!! We like having powers, but for the hell of it lets not use them!

2. I can forgive magneto just a bit based on the fact that at first he had no clue whatsoever that the troops were armed to the teeth with cure guns, but ya know after they started firign cure everywhere maybe he should have let the chick with the clap trick do her stuff....you see he has this one mutant girl who can apparently created shockwaves which destroy the cure guns. But doesn't have her use it until his first wave of like 200 guys are depowered or dead.

3. Erm...why don't they just kill magneto...he's murdered what 700 people by now?


Anway thats my rant. I got homework to do so see ya.

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Nothing like applying logic to illogical movies. ^_^

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:iconcaptaintomx:
i don't usually do it either...it just seemed...to flawed i guess

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Dude, the Worthington lab was never SECRET. They gave a press conference and announced it to the world, because they wanted mutants to come and get the Cure!

...it was only after Magneto declared War on the Cure that they sent the military to guard it, and they probably wished that it was secret. But alas.
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oh okay...but still the whole "let the pawns go first thing was both gay and pointless*

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Yeah... I noticed that too and I was severly disappointed...

And I've finally worked out what's wrong with Jean Grey- she's a Mary Sue! Her only flaw is that she's tragically overpowered, oh boo-hoo.

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yeah....god I wanted her soooooooooo to die when she started just wiping people out, the porcipine man, psyloche and callipso to say the least....bitch

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Callisto was supposed to be so much more cooler than that :/

And dang it! Another movie where the only appearance of Jubilee was in one of the classroom scenes!

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Probably because the only place anyone would remember her from is the old X-Men cartoon....none the les I hated how thery were like.

There's only 6 of us....daaaaaaaang.

Wolverine: I knew we should of been training more then 3 students

Storm: Yeah... I mean alot of the students are just kids though.

Kitty: Erm...Jubilee is like the same age as bobby.

Bobby: Yeah and Thunder Bird and North star are seniors now.

Kitty: And that angel dude.

Collous: Why aren't I russian?

Wolverine: Hey...you know what? SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NOOBS!!! I MAKE THE DECISIONS HERE! AND IF WE'rE GOING TO SAVE 5 MILLION ON SPECIAL EFFECTS WE SURE AS HELL ARE GOING TO DO IT!!!

Storm: *clap clap* nice one, here have a cigar.

Wolverine: Yay!

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i guess it can be hard to pan out a battle between mutated super humans and nomal soliders and still make it interesting... i really liked the movie, i didn't expect the 2 x men that died, to die

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